creepy cthulhu citrus, originally uploaded by dreamoo.
I caught this at the Whole Foods just a while ago, and while it looks a Lovecraftian alien bent on destroying all that is good and sacred, it’s just a lemon.
How on earth do you eat this thing? I mean, besides the basic logistics of preparing it, how do you put this in your mouth? It looks like it not only has a (possibly wretched, tortured) soul, it looks like it eats souls.
Next update: I will get one of these, try one of those wacky miracle berry tablets and see if I taste the apocalypse in my mouth.
P.S. I really enjoy that the top of the tag says “conventional”. Oh, of course. Just the run-of-the-mill extraterrestrial Avatar-tentacle citrus. No biggie.